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#5 on Brendon Urie X Reader You date you best friend since childhood, Brendon Urie. {SEQUEL IS OUT}

Abby is your typical teenager, that is, until she catches the eye of CC famous drummer for the band Black Veil Brides. Will this be a fairytale ending or have a turn for the worst.~ COMPLETED! Sequel is now up!

*completed* "Do you know what I thought the first time I met you?" Brendon asks me a few minutes later. "Hmm?" I mumble, my head still against his arm. "I thought, 'Great, this girl is probably going to be unbearably annoying and end up falling for me.'" I shoot my head up and look at him defensively. "That's not what I was expecting to hear," I say poutily. He laughs and puts his arm around my waist. "You know what the funny part is?" he asks again. I look at him, signifying that I want him to continue. "The funny part is, I think I ended up falling for you first." In which Ashley O'Brien is sent away from her home to live with her father's god parents and a teenaged boy named Brendon.

Ashley Purdy is finally tired of being the only single in Black Veil Brides. All the guys have girlfriends except him. Although Ashley knows he can get any girl he wants, he wants to have the Ultimate Purdy Girl. Not some obsessive, crazy chick like his last girlfriend, he wants a girl to be just like him, Will Ashley finally find the Bandita to his Outlaw? And if so, what crazy things will happen within this relationship with scandal, jealous girlfriends, and revenge?

The battle has ended, but that doesn't mean war is finally over. Andy's grace is back and alive, and he still questions how it happened, but his questions are masked with the broken heart he now bares, for he had to watch the love of his life get dragged away into Hell. Just because he can't go down there does not mean that he won't find a way, for after that tragic day Andy hasn't stopped searching for ways. Meanwhile, down in Hell, Madison is as lost as a dog. She has no recollection of anything except for Harry, and she doesn't know who or what Andy is. But when Madison manages her way back up to Earth and runs into Andy, will she recognize him? Will she see him as an old lover? Or possibly, a new enemy? Find out in New Enemy or Old Lover..

He was her teacher. She was his obsession. YouTube Trailer: Call It An Obsession // Wattpad

I helped Brendon make it big, I fell in love with his record label owner & the rest just fell into place.