I got most of these from tumblr and Instagram like my other Incorrect Quotes book (which you should read if you enjoy YouTube egos) Enjoy!

Hey kiddos! Have some pup-tactical Dad jokes!

I'm going to make some little sander sides quotes here.

Hey kiddos! I decided to make a book about Morality's best dad jokes, and a few others that are just as good! I hope you all enjoy!! And as always kiddos, go eat a cookie, you deserve it! •patton•

What if Rey took him up on that opportunity to rule the dark side with Kylo Ren? What if he wanted nothing but her ... All it was was Rey but that's what he wanted ... ~ Snoke and Phasma have died and now Hux and Kylo Ren co-rule The First Order ~ ••• original Star Wars characters and places by George Lucas ••• DISCLAIMER: all artwork goes to original artist ! Please take the time to admire their beautiful talent ! Warning : book has spoliers for The Force Awakens and contents cursing and sexual situations

Kylo Ren has kidnapped Rey and is holding her hostage till the resistance surrenders. Rey finds herself to be intrigued by her kidnaper though. It turns into a pretty strange relationship. It's pretty much Stockholm syndrome. You guys have trashed the comments with your dirty Reylo jokes. Good job I love it. This is the ultimate trash fic. Started August 6, 2017 Finished December 14, 2017

Every story has its own beginning. This one started long ago in Luke's Jedi academy. That was a place full of hope, happiness, and most of all friendship. But sometimes that is not enough. Life has its own way of making things happen, and in the battle of light and dark two souls will find each other. Will love concur it all? Will people and disasters be forgiven? And most importantly, can mistakes be fixed even if they are cut too deep in someone's heart? "Sometimes,we have to trust the stars, they will show us the way..." P.S Contains TFA spoilers. (a lot). The book has a sequel called: "In battle with time"

"Heartbreak Hotline what is your question?" "Kylo it's me and I need help." "What is it Kenobi?" "I'm in love." Ben Solo runs a radio show called Heartbreak Hotline under the name Kylo Ren. He gives advice over heartbreak and love through his unfortunate experiences. But one day Rey calls and desperately asks for help with her current crush. Ben accepts and they have the perfect plan for Rey and her crush to end up together. But what he didn't expect was for him to fall in love in the process. Ranked #6 in "Reylo": 12/31/16 DISCLAIMER as of (9/26/2018) 1) this is called an AU for a reason so in this au they're around collage age that's why it's AN AU, it's not their canon adult ages lmfao and by junior it's junior in collage so at that point kylo is legal age for drinking so it's nothing illegal lmfao 2) if the writing is lowkey bad it's bc this was written like 2 years ago and a sis has improved

A month has passed since the death of Han Solo. A month since Star Killer Base was destroyed. A month since Finn nearly died battling Kylo Ren. A month since I found Luke Skywalker, and he agreed to train me. The month has not been kind, with the Republic gone, the First Order has risen while the Resistance has been diminished to staggeringly small number. And all this time i have tried to ignore the flood of grief for the father that I never had, and now never will have. This story is dedicated to jjs797 because without her I never would have started this book.

The light had finally won against the dark. Peace was restored, or so she thought. Rey struggles against justice and an illusion of it. Can she possibly choose the right side? Or will her feelings get in the way? Lol I would tell you but then you wouldn't read my book. (I don't own Star Wars, this is a fanfic. If ya don't like it, don't read it.)