Rowland Ellis has a secret, a secret that no one can ever know. Underneath his benign, Mary-Sue exterior, he's secretly... part of a cannibal cult. All he wants to do is find the light he knows is inside and live in a loving relationship with his cousin and his servant boy, but of course there are obstacles in his...
(maybe skip to part 12 and read from there and then go back and read the rest bc ive been writing this for a long time and it was never meant to be good but soMe of it hooooo boyy ) Enclosed here is a true story. A super-hero-origins-type story. You might laugh. You might cry. You will probably want to blind yourself...