Be warned, there are many stories here that you may question. A lot. Don't judge me too harshly, I'm always cringing as it is. For the most part it's cute, but....

A short story inspired by a Tumblr post.

*Want a paperback copy? Go here: https://goo.gl/forms/lhJx5X63RTGG90T93 (The link is also on my profile)* Terrified of being sent off to marry a man who would only control her, Saeran Sinclair disguises her identity by posing as a male. Instead of being the renowned beauty that she really is, she must help her sister gain "The Lion" of the Highlands favor, even though the feat seems impossible, for every word and look coming from him shows just how feral the man really is. A deadly Highlander shouldn't be forced to marry-but that's exactly what's happening to Kane "The Lion" Shaw. With a new squire, a leper of a lady living in his keep, and his neighboring highlanders beginning to stir with unease, Kane has a lot on his plate. But a Highlander never surrenders...and ignores the odd feelings his squire stirs inside of him. When Saeran, posing as a squire, is forced to be around "The Lion", the roughest, meanest, most barbarian man she's ever met, she is sure her ruse is hanging by a thread. When he begins to suspect what she really is, she makes the most dangerous decision...and finds that this Highlanders touch makes it harder and harder to deny what is happening between them, even while danger wars around them. The complete version of this book is available on Amazon! Message me if you want a signed paperback!

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

this book is sooooo funny and really random that you WILL JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS ( SEE WHAT I DID THERE )-( A BIT OF THE LONELY ISLAND EH EH *NUDGE NUGDE* *WINK WINK* *PUSH PUSH* *SLAP SLAP* *HITS YOU WITH A BASEBALL BAT* I might also include some things from OTHER people okay so there is no reason to write dat copyright nonsense kaykay (phew!) NOW FEEL MY WRATH EART- OOOOOOH A CAT, say hi to Tom and maybe Jerry for me, oh and the pink Panther now fly away young one!!! FLY AWAY! ~AISHA xx P.S. yes my name does deserve to be in capital letters so CAN IT!!!- okay you know what, just read da damn book! !!! I also WILL NOT use any bad words because they aren't good sp if you see stuff that looks like it has an error know that it doesn't...also please tell me if you see any bad word and I SHALL change it okay. amma stop talking now. HAVE FUN!

Ashes to Ashes; Dust to Dust; Hospital heaven; Death is a must

Some retarded ass chats.. really short ones... but there is a lot so quit yo complain'in...

Dexter, the serial killer with almost justified morals, is dumped into a unique situation never before shown in the world of dexter; A dinner party. But not just any dinner party; A murder mystery. This epic tale takes place before the events of season 2 in the famous TV show, and is based on the TV show alone, not the book.

Most of these stories are NOT mine. I got them from the internet. Some are mine and when it is, it's mentioned in that part. This book contains readers stories and different types of series, one of them being the riddle series which a lot of readers love! Don't be afraid to comment, I like seeing people's comments! Highest Rank In Short Stories: #14 Highest Rank In Scary: #1 Highest Rank In Real: #8

just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :)