These are just some dumb moments in books I've picked up. This 'book' includes dumb moments from fan fictions, school cliché's, super natural people and many more. Warning: Book contains swearing and inappropriateness

'I woke up and the first thing I saw was Gerald, sleeping peacefully. His eyelashes. His jawline. His hair. His lips. I couldn't help myself so I kissed him.'

Ellis has never been with a woman. It is not until an attractive and rebellious Australian girl named Ruby Rose enters her life, making her question her sexuality and showering her with mixed signals and money. However, her new roommate doesn't seem to be too fond of Ellis, but continues to be overprotective over her. Now, Ellis must fight against Ruby's unpredictable ways before she is seriously harmed. THE WORST DESCRIPTION YOU WILL HAVE POSSIBLY EVER READ. BUT I PROMISE YOU, THE STORY ISN'T AS BAD!

Cheryl x Toni ••• "Whatever we were before doesn't matter." "What does matter is that the only time I feel real is when I'm with you." ••• Creds to @suckmaharse for the cover!💕 Creds to LINDXX for making the Choni Everything Is Blue edit!💗

(Y/N) Riddle is a pureblood feared witch, she is the cursed child of Tom Riddle or otherwise known as Lord Voldemort. She went to Azkaban when she was young for 5 years until she was proven innocent, but was she?... (Y/N) can shift into a 7 foot tall creature but is not an Animagus. She was cursed into it by her father at a young age, to be in his words, "more powerful". It was true, however it's hard for her to control and is forced to shift when angry, which causes some problems since she has her fathers temper... Her life at Hogwarts isn't as peaceful as she wanted it to be, especially when she meets a blonde bully and the boy who survived her father... "I'm a Riddle, I will always be punished for the crime I didn't commit..." - (Y/N) Riddle • Will take requests might do smut or lemon but might not since I'm not good at writing them sorry ? •Warning : Might contain rude language ?

Draco Malfoy/OC story with romance, adventure and action. Rebecca Rosewood's life is dramatically changed when she becomes a Death Eater. With blood on her hands, she is summoned by Voldemort to go to Hogwarts and extract information from the famous Harry Potter, finding herself hopelessly attracted to Draco Malfoy at the same time. But it all gets a little too much when her past finally catches up with her...

Here. I baked you some fluff. Enjoy. All imagines written by me! These imagines are x female reader unless otherwise marked! Disclaimer: I do not own any characters of Harry Potter. Everything I borrow belongs to the rightful owners. I only am putting my twist on the Harry Potter series to serve fellow Draco Malfoy lovers.

Sierra Riddle is the daughter of the one and only Lord Voldemort . You'd think he'd be an abusive ass of a father but that's not the case. Anyone who has seen the way he treats Sierra would say the same. In this story, we follow Sierra, the dark lords daughter, through her years at Hogwarts, where lots of things happen, including her figuring our some secrets of her past that have been buried her entire life, and a brewing romance between her and her best friend since diapers, Draco Malfoy.

Harry Potter Preferences, for all the potterheads out there. Characters include: •Harry Potter •Ron Weasley •Draco Malfoy •Fred Weasley •George Weasley •Neville Longbottom *I do not own any of these characters, all rights to J.K. Rowling*

Ever fangirled over a fictional *cough* no *cough* character? Ever read a certain part of a book and wished that it was you the character snogged instead? Ever been a fangirl and reading all of the oneshots, fanfiction, preferences the internet can offer yet you're still not satisfied because someone up there doesn't think that the Weasley twins need to exist on this earth? Trust me, we've all been there. Includes Harry, Ron, Draco, Neville, Oliver, Fred and George. Updates are random but consistent. Siriusly yours, the author.