Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?

Lord Farquaad was not very nice to me. He didn't even want to see my face whenever we finished having intercourse. So naturally, I bitched about him on my blog. Eventually, someone messaged me - "I'll be your new daddy" Who could it be? *Shrek fanfiction*

Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol