Ky Chan's Birthday is coming up. It's June 16th. She is in LOVE with Tsukki. Little did she know, he loved her back...

Many people around the world lust for each other, but could it possibly be as much as these two critters? Each and every time they meet, they only become more and more attached. They wish to become one. A glass, broken in half. They are not whole without the other. But bit by bit the glass chips a more and more, leaving insignificant pieces getting involved in their lives, and while they may feel whole with just each other, they are not yet complete without the small broken chips. But who are THEY? Why, THEY are Daddy Pig and Mr. Krabs.

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read at your own risk, if you don't like it don't read it.

While on a "date" with his celebrity crush, Zendaya, Awsten runs into a few familiar faces - Felony Steve, Lil Kidz Bop, Kyle Fletchers and Emotional Dylynn.

* this is just gonna be crazy so prepare yourselves * "it's simple; he's lonely. he needs a friend. and i'm going to be his friend." "she came along, and then i wasn't afraid of losing them; i was afraid of losing her TO them." (((just a note: to all those asking if this is a joke, it was, originally. but I wrote it in such a way that it's hard to tell whether it's a joke or not. so it's up to you!! either way, I hope you enjoy because I worked hard on this!!))) edit: why the fuck did i write this edit 2: the ONLY reason i'm leaving this story up is because other people seem to like it. but reading it now makes me want to peel my own skin off. edit 3: i wrote this in middle school. i am now in university. and the comments just keep coming. something about this just. means a lot to me, despite the fact that this is a hot pile of steaming garbage. it's cute.