My first fanfic attempt This is also a sort of challenge to see how long I can go without using the word blood in a vampire story Oop and how many references I can work in *Surprise! There's ryden too* Starring: Patrick Stump as Very Confused Pete Wentz as A Drama Queen Brendon Urie as A Little Bitch Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun as On Hiatus Ryan Ross as Going To Fight Someone

Mono no aware: "When one has stopped loving somebody, one feels that he has become someone else, even though he is still the same person."

I transcribed dallon weekes "40 page adaptation of the 12 inch pianist joke" why do I do this to myself and people

"You... You're insane!" "I know! Isn't it great?" Young and Menace ; 12,000 words Disclaimer: Contains violence and strong language throughout, references to mental health, bullying and self harm, and scenes of a sexual nature.

i wrote these when i was 12, pls excuse everything about them.

Pete is put in charge of the family business when his father becomes ill. He runs a tight ship but only because it was his father's wish. What he really wants is the FBI agent who practically fell into his lap.

Subject 208: Vampire. Real name: Patrick Martin Stump. Subject 208 was found when he was fourteen years old in an abandoned cabin in a patch of woods outside of Chicago, Illinois. He was discovered by Doctor Brendon Urie of the Wentz Laboratory. Doctor Urie brought Stump to the lab with intentions of discovering more about Vampirism. Dr. Wentz decides the young vampire doesn't deserve to be there anymore.