Pepsicola fanfiction cuz aww ^u^ Basically, there's no game and everyone's in high school. Also, the cover belongs to ikimaru.tumblr And I don't own any part of Homestuck or its characters, it all belongs to Andrew Hussie.

Dave and John have been friends for 4 years now, John, still oblivious to the other's affection, leads Dave to try his hardest even if the other claims he's heterosexual. When time passes and John starts to contemplate his current life, drama starts to boil up messing with his head and heart.

John is a total geek with no friends. Dave is a total cool kid, people worship every step he takes. But what if an unlikely friendship blossoms...or maybe, an unexpected romance (WARNING JOHNDAVE HOMESTUCK PAIRING YAOIS AND EVENTUAL SMUT MAYBE...) mute!davejohn enjoy!~ {DISCONTINUED}

THIS IS LITERALLY ANCIENT YALL WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS please if you do read it, read with a grain of salt because it was started in 2015 Your name is John Egbert and you're perfectly content with being one of the only kids who has like, two friends, well three if you counted your "Best Internet Bro", TG. All seemed to be going its natural course when the new kid walks in, and he's been your best friend since 3rd grade. Your name is Dave Strider and you just moved to Washington. Your Bro said it would be better to live in a suburban area in fucking-cold-as-frozen-shitington rather than your apartment in Houston. Now, this wouldn't be as bad if all these snotty kids were smart enough to figure out your mute, or if they all knew ASL, but apparently there's only one kid in the entire fucking school who can understand you. Just your Best Internet Bro of course.

"Do you love me?" "No" Johnathan Egbert, royal blood and young god of Prospit, was eighteen when his twin sister ran away and abandoned her duty as a peace treaty to their rival kingdom, Derse. Now taking her place in disguise by force, John has to keep cover and survive months as the new bride of the Dersite Prince, a bastard by the name of David Strider, as the rest of Prospit goes in search for the missing rightful Heiress. Despite his initial dismay, John finds his Dersite counter-part isn't as bad as he seems. And soon John finds himself hoping Jade takes her time returning back to take his place.

Its the end of the world and John lost everyone. Left for dead he awakes in hell only to be given to the second king of hell.

After John is Caught by Dave he develops feelings for Dave. Dave has already saved John from numerous things, but will Dave remain Johns home? 2nd book in caught series

It's just a normal day for John Egbert until he stumbles cluelessly into the world of a new kid at school, Dave Strider. Within days, it's like he's caught. **THIS STORY IS UNDER EDITING AND MAY CHANGE IF YOU BEGIN READING NOW YOU MAY NEED TO START OVER** (if you've already read... well then i hope you enjoy it cause its gonna get better ;) ~ )

John is the new kid, with everything that comes with that title; awkwardness, shyness, and attempts to make friends. Except all of this is made even worse with the fact that he's deaf. Dave is your stereotypical resident coolkid. Except he's not. He's a huge nerd, but most people find him intimidating, what with his shades and the fact that he doesn't talk to anyone. Or rather, that he can't talk to anyone, being mute. The two get paired together and form a close bond quite quickly, to the surprise of most of the school, but to none of their friends'. ((I really suck at descriptions. Also, updates for this aren't set, so be prepared for longish waits between chapters or several at a time.))

Its been 3 years since John and Jake became human again everything was going well but John wasn't himself.