All cats are artists, as demonstrated by their abstract hairballs, expertly stripped curtains, and the precise way they arrange themselves on top of your pile of freshly cleaned clothes. Brought to you by cat poets the world over and with instant classics such as "I Lick Your Nose," "Tiny Boxes," and "Some of My Best Friends are Dogs," each poem in this collection reveals the true artistic and neurotic genius that every feline possesses.

If you put a pound of reality, 3 cups of romance, 2 tablespoons of teenager drama, and baked it in an oven called the science of deduction, you'd have this book.