(Completed, for impatient readers!) (Highest rank: #1 in itthemovie) In which a pretty and persistent girl falls for a germaphobic boy. You'd never guess that they'd end up nearly dead to an evil clown. (It's in mature content because language mostly.) • • • "I am SO in love with Ally Flower, that it hurts. I don't care what you think of me now, because whatever you think, it will change to fit Ally's needs." ... "I normally wouldn't disrespect my mom. Not for anyone. But for Ally, I will."

(Completed, for impatient readers!) In which a germaphobic boy, falls for a pretty and persistent girl. Will high school allow it? - - "I love you, Eddie Kaspbrak." "I love you more, Ally Flower." - - (This book is a continuation of "Smitten by the Flower")