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The Fight For Love | Rewritten Version ✎

#1 in Teen Fiction, Action, & New Adult ❤︎ ❝Sometimes falling for the enemy is inevitable❞ ❤︎ ❤︎ ❤︎ After being betrayed by her only friend, Anastasia Martinez Stone gets thrown into a dangerous world full of fighting, racing, drugs, pain, and death. The Royal Reapers is the strongest gang in The Underworld, a place o...

Shy (OLD VERSION)

"She's shy," Brooke shrugged, glancing at Indianna who looked like she wanted to be anywhere but in the classroom. "Well, come on, I don't bite," Greyson urged and Indianna stiffened, just like before. "Don't talk about that," Indianna said, her voice was still quiet but it was firm. "Struck a nerve have I?" Greyson w...

LAWAK GILA GILA 2

Himpunan cerita yang maha lawak sambungan untuk LAWAK GILA GILA ver 1. Dan ini adalah sambungannya memandangkan LAWAK GILA GILA yg ver 1 dah maximum chap. So here you go! P/s: Semua cerita ni aku kongsikan je and not made by me.

Sentap Ke Beb?

Target dakwah bukan untuk menyentap, tetapi untuk menyentuh. بِسْمِ اللّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيْمِ 26/6/16

Encik Sweet Talker ! √

Feeya. Gadis yang kematian tunangnya. Sayangnya terhadap si mati umpama infiniti. Akhirnya dia terpaksa bernikah dengan seorang lelaki bernama Ryan. Pendek cerita Ryan ni tak suka Feeya, Feeya tak suka Ryan. Lol cliche kan ? Dalam keretakan rumah tangga, Feeya menerima dugaan berat iaitu kematian seluruh keluarganya d...

Oi, umurku 28!

Nama: Iwanaina Matussin. Usia: 28 tahun. Status: Bujang Situasi: Sepatutnya dah jadi isteri orang, tapi tunang 5 tahun aku dah berkahwin dengan Mimi, adik aku sendiri. Memang aku redha, tapi redha tidak akan mendiamkan bebelan mama di rumah. Hampir tiap hari mama akan membebel dan asyik salahkan aku di atas sebab Herm...

Teaching At An All Boys School

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction || Coral Stewart is a nerdy seventeen year old girl who is way too smart for her own good. She has already graduated and has been hired at St Martin's, an all boys school. The only problem with this is that she has to attempt to teach four boys History - and trust me when I say t...

Bukan Mainan

"Abang suka sangat main-main. Macam mana Fia nak percaya?" - Sofia "Abang nak Fia tahu, cinta abang dengan Fia bukan mainan" - Fakhri Lamaran Fakhri diragui Sofia, mungkin ianya hanya permainan Fakhri semata-mata tapi ianya bukan mainan. Sungguh, bukan mainan! Highest Rank : 10

Welcome to Hell Boys ✔

Highest rank - #1 in humor 28/9/2017 [Book 1] Imagine this ~ You think that you are sleeping in your comfortable bed, next to your three-year-old brother, but then you open your eyes to see three good-looking guys staring at you. The worst part is that you are in a moving car, laying on their laps. ...

Storm and Silence

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to f...

Just A Friend?

Will I Always Be: Just A Friend? {Book 1} *** {Teen Fiction #1} Ashton Thompson is everything you'd want in a boyfriend. He's funny, caring, childish at times, loving, romantic...oh and he's drool-worthy gorgeous. It's just a shame that he's my best friend...NOT my boyfriend. Being in love with your best f...

I Was Never Yours

When Arianna marries billionaire Zach Price to save her family, she doesn't expect to fall in love with a man who'd always consider her a second choice. An unexpected turn of events brings the couple closer together, but can a marriage based on lies and deceit ever survive? ...

His Mission

NOW PUBLISHED IN PAPERBACK ON AMAZON! Since the death of her father, Emily Wentworth has been living a home life full of abuse. She's managed to remain under the radar until she meets Jake Melvin, the local troublemaker. He's drawn to danger and he senses it surrounding Emily... It doesn't take long for Jake Melvin t...

The Girl He Never Noticed

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks...

Masih Aku Cinta

Hampir 2 bulan hidup sebagai seorang isteri kepada seorang pensyarah muda tidak pernah disesali Saffiya Aliya. Tidak pernah menyesal mencintai lelaki yang terpaksa di kahwinnya atas wasiat arwah ayahnya. Pelbagai kenangan di cipta pasangan ini. Cinta yang berputik secara tidak sengaja amat di hargai kedua insan yang...

SOAL JAWAB ISLAM

Nampak macam remeh tapi sebenar Islam tidak memandang perkara dengan semudah dan seremeh itu. Islam suci dan menyucikan. Allahu Akbar!

Awak Ada Saya!

"Saya tak layak untuk rasa bahagia ke?"-Tania Amanda "Kalau awak rasa awak sendirian, awak salah. Sebab.. awak ada saya.."- Dani Rashdan Sejak berumur 16 tahun, Amanda sudah tidak merasa kasih sayang seorang ayah, belaian seorang ibu, usapan seorang abang dan pelukan seorang adik kembar. Dia cuma ada seorang adik lel...

CRUSH [C]

'Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.' Kim Eunhee sentiasa berpegang pada kata-kata itu. Dia merupakan seorang Presiden Persatuan Pelajar Sekolah Tinggi El Dorado. Dia dibantu oleh Park Chanyeol selaku Naib Presiden serta Kim Jongin sebagai Setiausaha. Sungguh pun dia seorang presiden yang berk...

Dahlia Mikail

[Previously known as Mr Tengku VS Miss Flower] [Wattys Awards Winner 2016] Highest ranking: #1 in Romance #1 in Viral list -- "Saya tahu yang awak akan setuju jugak akhirnya untuk kahwin dengan saya," ujar Tengku Farhan. "Macam mana awak tahu?" Orked menyoal. Kedua tangannya disilangkan ke dada. Kaki Tengku Farhan mul...

100 Things NOT to be said to Parents

Don't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die! Hope you all can relate :3 Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff...

SCHOOL PRINCE

School prince.. Alyaa seorang gadis biasa..hati beku.. benci lelaki..menyampah dengan carta school prince..rasa sakit hati dengan lelaki lelaki dalam carta ni dan banyak lagilah...tapi satu kejadian mengundang pelbagai masalah menyebabkan alyaa tersekat dengan mereka..apa yang sebabkan alyaa tersekat dengan mereka? Ap...

Waffle Cones (#1)

"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...

[C] Kau VS Aku

📌 ADAPTASI SERIES SOOKA ORIGINAL 📌 TERBITAN MERCHNMORE.CO | Kau VS Aku : BUKU SATU | Pergaduhan seperti tiada pengakhiran. Kebencian yang tidak akan terpadam. Istilah Jatuh Hati tiada dalam fikiran. Percaya atau tidak, pergaduhan mereka hanyalah disebabkan perkara yang sangat remeh! Pergaduhan itu satu kebiasaan. Ta...