Dobby has always wanted clothes, but never like this. As the young house elf Dobby lives at hogwarts, He finds love with none other than the Sorting Hat itself. However, things start to get mixed up when fifth-year Harry Potter gets in the way of Dobby's feelings for the Sorting Hat. (THIS BOOK IS A JOKE ENJOY THE WEIRDNESS)

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?" -Steve Buscemi, Spy Kids 2