Around the globe there are jokes floating around the Internet. In this unlimited joke book you will laugh, cry, scream, fart, and other stuff I shouldn't know or find out. So go to the bathroom before attempting to read this book.

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

All of these insults and comebacks are from the internet. This is my second book. My first is " Best Songs That You Will Like " by psychodemon16. If you have not read it then please do.

Roast anyone who starts being an a** to you. Writing these comebacks/insults/roasts with best frenn LisaDarkling, please follow her. Here are the best comebacks and insults some may be a little harsh. ⚠ WARNING ⚠ Some of these comebacks may contain swearing and harsh words, use these comebacks at your own risk, you might receive a punch in the face but eh it's not THAT bad. Who am I kidding? use these to become a badas$

And all that good stuff [Dirty ones included!]

these are lines that should be guaranteed 100% to work

The funniest jokes in the world.

"Mommy tell us your favorite story" I smile. "Well my mother always told me the story of Cinderella the brave and kind girl with no mother or father. Just her ugly step mother and sisters. They mistreated her very badly. But she stays kind and happy through it all. Then there is a royal ball and she wants to go but her step mother doesn't let her. So her fairy godmother comes and makes her a lovely dress and carriage and glass slippers. She danced with the prince all night long then at 12 she ran off but lost her slipper. So the prince searched the whole kingdom for this maiden who fit the slipper and when he did Cinderella escaped her step mother an sisters she lived happily ever after" they giggle. Then my Prince Charming comes. "You know kids mommy has her own Cinderella story" they gasp. "Really tell us mommy tell us" I giggle. "Ok ok the story starts like this" I take a breath. "On the morning of the first and most beautiful day of spring. With the birds chirping and flowers blooming over the never ending meadows. Animals coming out. The Lucius green grass across the fields. The trees in there full grown glory. Two beautiful babies were born..."