roll, roll, roll your joint / twist it at the ends / light it up and take a puff / now pass it to your friend {or the short story inspired by the song 'cigarettes and cush'} STARTED+COMPLETED: 01/06/17

phan // in which two boys who are definitely toxic for each other decide to not care

phan // ȁ̶͙̹̻̫̹̣͈̇̈͊̚r̼͈̱̺̘̖̽́̕͡͞e̴̖̩̗͔͍̋͒̔͆̋́̄͜͡ͅ y͙̼̻̻̫͂͌͛͆͂̚ǒ̴͖̻̠̖͙͍͇́̄̂͘̚u̵̧̳̝̥͙̪̦̼̫̍̇̐̽̋́̈́́̔̆ s̵̥̦͖̰̫̻͔͓̒̀́̀̄̄͗̕͟c̸͔͈̝̙̩̤͓͖̥͌̎̇̏͋̃̾̀͟a̶̧̬̗͇͕̰͇̝͑͛̃͡͝ṙ̮̬̱̮̫̘̥͍̙̬̎̀̉̈́̀̚͞ê̵̡̧̤̘̬̓̄͂̃̍͒̑̚d̷̖͉̖͖̱̮̪͗̾̊̋̈̿͐̐̈̕ͅ,̷̧̛̮̖͕̬̪̯̀̐̉̕ ş̴̰̭͎̙͕͇̈́͋̒̂͞͡ư̴̤̹̬͎̼͑́̈͂͟n̟̩̪͔̠̩̅̌̐͑͝ͅš̥̺̺̳̪̽̈́͂͋͌̍͂h̴̨̡̢̛̤̗͙͆͂͊̅̋͋̕͜i̸̧͓͎̟̲͙̝̩͂̔́̽̐̔̈́̚͘ͅñ̨̲̯̭͍̫͈̈́̎̇̇̆̑̊̀ë͙̺̮̟̻̜́̈́͂͐̊͋ ?̰̖͚̠̲͖̤̻͍͋̋̈́͋͑͒̈̒̕͡ tw ; mentions of death , suicide , murder

phan // in which a boy named dan leaves flowers with every step and phil wishes he could grow a garden in his small london apartment

I breathed out, letting the air fan over his earlobe. Then I seductively whispered, "Don't be a hypocrite. You already have enough bad qualities. Prick." {or the one where Dan's a billionaire and Phil's struggling to get by} STARTED - 10/06/16 COMPLETED - 11/12/16

"why don't you eat?" "i dont want to." - who cares if dan is slowly wilting away and dying of starvation? phil does. who only cares about getting to a certain number on the scales? dan does. - (possible)warnings; mentions of suicide eating disorder(s) self harm swearing { may add more as the story progresses } - cover credit ;; @amichelle7 kryptonize // copyright © 2016

[ SEQUEL TO NUDES ] ANYTHING HURTS LESS THAN THE QUIET ;;; IN WHICH DAN AND PHIL HAVENT TALKED IN AWHILE [STARTED ; JAN. 23, 2017] [ENDED ; OCT. 1, 2017 ]

@PLANTBOYLESTER - HEY NUDES? @SPACEBOYHOWELL - WHAT IS A NUDE? ;;; [started; nov. 14, 2016] [ended; dec. 19, 2016]

Dan Howell is an insomniac....who's scared of the dark. Only a little bit. One late night (or early morning), he decides to venture out and explore London at its quietest. He meets Phil Lester at an all-night coffee shop, and the two quickly become friends. As the friendship continues to grow, Dan has to begin facing his issues, and his feelings for Phil.

In which Daniel Howell downloads an app that guides you to "ultimate popularity" as long as you follow it's rules. When the tasks he's given start getting out of hand, he needs to find a way to escape his digital prison.