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After the vampires defeated the humans in the great war some years ago, humans are now forced to live their lives as slaves. Men work as labourers and women as maids and many other things. It is up to you to survive in this cruel world but what you don't expect to find, is love. Will it last or will it die as soon as you found it?

"W-Who are you?" "Your wish, what else?" "I didn't wish for you." "You wished for a boyfriend, didn't you?" -•••- #KSJAppreciation #2nd place Winner of the Silver and Teal Awards

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"Jeon Jungkook I-I like y-you." "Sorry, I don't date girls who look like trash. Now get away from me. _____________________________________ Kim Areum is your typical nerd good girl character with a sassy personality and goes to BigHit performing arts school. She starts liking one of the most popular guys in the school. Jeon Jungkook . However after getting rejected and becoming suicidal, she swears to get revenge. 01/07/18 : #20 in fanfiction

"How can you not be on time for a simple arrival?" He laughs a little too evilly. "But I understand why your father put you as this low ranking job. Just a pity employment, I'm assuming." "We've only met and you're being such a-" I stop myself quickly. Oh, my goodness. I nearly just ruined everything my father trusted me with. I have to be more careful. "I'm sorry for raising my voice, sir." I bow my head, biting down my bottom lip to keep more unnecessary words from coming out. Hoseok smiles. "Little assistant, you have to watch your mouth. You don't want your father to get a bad report about his dear daughter. Right?" I tighten my jaw. "Right." "Good girl." He chuckles. "Now get me some green tea and no leaves please. I almost choked on a leaf the other day and it was not a fun experience." "Of course, s-sir." Start: 4/30/17 End: 6/2/17

Sugar, Spice and Everything Sinful with a hint of something Extra... That's what the Bangtan Boys are made of. Think I'm lying? Well then...read and prove me wrong. (Please because I'm trying to convince myself that they still could be humans) But anyways do you love Bangtan as much as I think you do? And are you ever curious about what happens when they're not in front of a camera? Good, because I'm about to show you how real everything gets, so hold on tight. ------------------------ Stories based on ALL the different members in BTS, meaning there won't be one true pairing but instead, a deeper focus on everyone's friendship and adventures. Please be openminded as there will be explicit scenes in some stories Give this a shot, I won't disappoint 💋 If you want to read the individual members and their stories that include you in it, check my page out because there's a book for each of them too ❤ Taehyung Jungkook Yoongi Jimin Hoseok Namjoon Seokjin NOTICE: Will be editing every chapter so sorry for the inconvenience ************** Text copyright © bangtanfamfic ™ 2017 The moral right of the author has been asserted. All rights reserved. This story is published subject to the condition that it shall not be reproduced or retransmitted in whole or in part, in any manner, without the written consent of the copyright holder, and any infringement of this is a violation of copyright law. A single copy of the materials available in this story may be made solely for personal, noncommercial use. Individuals must preserve any copyright or other notices contained in or associated with them. Users may not distribute said copies to others, whether or not in electronic form or in hard copy, without prior written consent of the copyright holder of the materials. Contact information for requests for permission to reproduce or distribute materials available through this course are listed below: idoreonaa@gmail.com

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