The sky suddenly turned blood red that day, as everywhere around the world, electrical devices began to malfunction and people started disappearing along with the appearance of numerous large, tower-like structures that seemed to form spirals all over the world, in every city. Hidden within the cities, these structures were found by those that it chose, those that received the advanced, new gaming system called the PSEUDO and it's flagship online game; Cursed Earth. And as the sky turned red, a loud voice echoed all over the world as the players of the game suddenly realized that it was no longer a game as the voice heralded the end. "I AM METATRON......AND WELCOME TO THE END OF THE REST OF YOUR LIVES" But now, it has become all too real for the players all over the world as monsters from the game began popping up, and the players began to awaken to their "Talents" as a deadly game dawns upon them.

Usually the narration of bank robbers is of men doing the macho bunch, this time the tables have turned. When a brief meeting after a heist goes deadly, there is one cop in the mixture of the rest of female criminals. And as they go around to discover, they find more of each other.

Meet Joe Nobody . . . and pray he never meets you. He's average height, with an average build, and average looks - an instantly forgettable face in the crowd. Joe also happens to be a hit man, quite possibly one of the best in the world. He's so good, in fact, that most of his work life has settled into a comfortable routine, where everything goes according to plan, and nothing at all is surprising anymore. He's been just about everywhere, and he's seen it all. But Joe hasn't seen everything. Not yet . . . **WARNING** - This work contains several curse words and some extremely violent themes and situations throughout. I mean, the main character is a hit man . . . there's your first sign. You've been warned. **ADDITIONAL WARNING** - This is soooooooo first-draft-ish, so any problems you see logistically, thematically, or grammatically are all the fault of a combination of absinthe and overzealous fingers. And please, for god's sake, if you see something glaringly wrong, tell me about it! :)

**This is a parody of the Pretty Little Liars series and is currently being edited as a draft. Please excuse all spelling/grammatical/plot hole errors! This IS meant to be a parody, so there will be some potentially offensive content in here. Furthermore, PLL was created by Sara Shepherd and I do not own and am not associated with the franchise in any way.** Sasha Peterson is the princess of Rosebush Day. Boys (and girls) want to date her, girls (and boys) want to be her, and somebody not-so-secretly wants her dead... Eli Peterson has a secret that everybody already sort of knows: he wants to be a girl. So when his beautiful, popular twin sister Sasha wakes him up in the middle of the night asking him to switch places with her, the choice is clear... right? It's now the end of seventh grade, and "Sasha" is the dictator of Rosebush Day. "She" may have waist-length golden curls and a closet full of monogrammed polo dresses and a mysterious stalker boyfriend named A, but her friends Henry, Evan, Alec, Scott, and Moby are independent boys with minds of their own, and it doesn't take long for them to be led astray. Her parents are dealing with complicated relationship issues with other parents in the town, and in the meantime, "Eli" has gone missing and she keeps recieving texts from a mysterious person that won't reveal themselves. Slowly but surely, Sasha's perfectly constructed life is coming undone, and she's powerless to stop it. She's desperate to keep the perfect life she's worked so hard to build, but how long will it take before all hell breaks loose? Based largely on the events that occured in Ali's Pretty Little Lies and Wanted by Sara Shepherd, A Pretty Little Parody is a must-read for all PLL fans. © 2013 by livelovecheer962. All rights reserved.

It was just a fantasy; an idea; to die on the day of your birthday, but the circumstances forced her to try and live, or rather, die that fantasy. Twenty year old Andrew Stowers feels his life is incomplete. There's something missing, but he can't pinpoint what. When he finds a letter in a second hand book he had purchased from a garage sale though, he finds himself strangely intrigued in the life of the writer. The letter, more like a diary entry, written two years ago, is from the girl who wants to end her life on her eighteenth birthday just because of a promise she had made to herself years ago. Andrew can't let it go. He wants to reach the bottom of that letter; to find what happened to the girl. As Andrew sets to find the girl, he finds his life changed in the way he didn't think was possible.

Gangs. That was the one thing that had ruined Evelyn Summers life since the start. With her brother being the leader of “The London's Eyes,”growing up in a world of cruelty was something Evelyn Summers had to become accustomed to. But thing's about to get a whole lot worse. Gangs are starting to form all over London- with the intention of destroying London's Eyes. What will happen when the leader of the most powerful gang offers protection in exchange for Evie? Will Evie be able to survive Sebastian King? She just might have to- because as we all know, Sebastian isn't planning on letting her go any time soon. +++++ Our breaths were heavy and ragged, our chests skimming against each other. "You're no good for me." I whispered, my eyes searching his emotionless ones. "Well that's just too bad, now is it?" +++++

sixteen year old Matthew has had everything handed to him his whole life, but nature gives and nature takes away when his plane goes down over the Alaskan wilderness while on his way to visit his father.