Lol so when I was like twelve I wrote something in copy books about Crookshanks being an animagus and it was all edgy and deep and dramatic and shit but like this is just for fun and supposed to be kinda light hearted but me being me you're probs gonna have to put up with some drama somewhere in there soz but it'll be fun I promise x

I have rewritten Onision's story "Stones to Abbigale" (this version almost nine times shorter than the original and somehow more complex). This took multiple weeks, breaks and looks at reviews to complete. This parody is used in my youtube video, I Actually Write Onision's book (https://youtu.be/Wy5WmCgoGK0), as a sequel to an original video where I critique the video. If you'd like to hear me read it and hear extra commentary then check that out. Ily!

Sex?! No thanks, I'm a virgin.

There isn't much you can do if a crazy boy starts attacking your hometown. You're not a hero. But what you can do is distract the boy and give the townspeople enough time to escape.