101 funny jokes and sayings! A new joke or saying will be added every day until there is 101 jokes and sayings. I don't own any of these, and none of them are meant to offend anyone. If you have a joke or saying that you want featured in the book, comment it and I will dedicate you. Hope you enjoy!!

◇Completed◇ Need a laugh. You are now entering Funny World. Where you can laugh your heart out. Cover by: lamorphine

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"Oh fuck no, this can't happen, why me?" he says with a mixture of anger and frustration in his face. "What's your full name?" he asks me while looking if they were any people passing by. "Amelia knight" I mutter lowly. "Well Amelia, I really don't want the Luna of the biggest pack of America be a fucking little nerd who can't even defend herself. So I Harry Anderson, reject you Amelia Knight as my mate." My heart feels like it was being cut in half and it wouldn't go away. I felt the tears in my eyes but I wasn't going to give him that satisfaction, so collected myself and growled. I guess he expected me to break in tears Oh he's so wrong! "Well I guess were on the same page because I didn't want my mate to be a fucking asshole with his head so far up his ass that he can't see". I said walking away and finally letting the tears fall. ___________________________________________ In a world where werewolf exist. 16 year old Amelia Knight was just hoping to shift into her wolf, find her mate, hope he will accept her, forget about the bullying and live happily ever after. But that clearly wasn't the case. Because on her 16th birthday when she is destined to find her mate. It wasn't other than the alpha of the biggest and successful pack of America, The Nightmoon Pack. After he rejects, Amelia decides to get a little payback that turned better than she ever expected. What happens when the alpha comes crawling back in... Guess you'll just have to read to find out. "You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that"

Sam was damaged and truly believed she wasn't worth fixing. Shes ready to run from her past and her first year away at college will be her chance. What happens when the sweet an innocent meets dark and sinful. What happens when her past catches up to her? Sex. Drugs. Drama. Love. (This is a terrible intro but it's hard to complete it when I am still working on the story. I will update it once I have more written ❤ ) This story contains mature situations and language. ------ Cast will be edited as people are introduced to the story. This is my first time attempting to write so don't be too hard on me.

WARNING SPG ⚠️ MATURE CONTENT INSIDE ! MAY CONTAIN SEX CONTENT!! 18 yrs old above ONLY! Every chapters may mga nangyayaring hindi dapat. Exciting ang mga mababasa nyo kung itutuloy nyo. BEWARE! Kung Open minded ka mag eenjoy mo ang pag babasa neto. Pero kung hindi mo nagustuhan bukas ang pintuan para umalis. @KristineHeartSalvatierra

Forgive and forget. Those two words that she will never do because she can't and won’t. Rebekah Mathis was overweight, nerdy, and bullied by her pack. She was 16 when she was rejected by the alpha, the player, her mate - Ashton Clark. After the rejection, she ran away and found a new pack that would accept her and love her. Three years later, she came back because of a mission, and she didn't come back as the weak girl she was before. This isn't your average rejection because she's not planning on taking him back. Werewolf #60 | 7- 15 - 2014

Hope was rejected by her mate when she was fourteen. The pain was too much, so she became a rogue and ran away. Three years later, the seventeen-year-old Hope returns to her home pack. During her time away, she broke out of her shy shell while her beauty blossomed. Will she be able to forgive her Alpha mate and put the hurt and pain behind them? Or will another come and take her love for him away? -- © 2014 groovee --

What would happen if Ali didn't "go missing"...if she didn't fake her death...if she stayed?

This is a Pretty Little Liars Next Generation Story. I originally have this posted on www.fanfiction.net. Some changes were made from the original version. About 18 years later the Liars all have familys of their own. This story contains some Drama but also some family moments. I will be adding to this as often as I can. Please vote, comment, and review so I know that you are reading.