101 funny jokes and sayings! A new joke or saying will be added every day until there is 101 jokes and sayings. I don't own any of these, and none of them are meant to offend anyone. If you have a joke or saying that you want featured in the book, comment it and I will dedicate you. Hope you enjoy!!
◇Completed◇ Need a laugh. You are now entering Funny World. Where you can laugh your heart out. Cover by: lamorphine
"Oh fuck no, this can't happen, why me?" he says with a mixture of anger and frustration in his face. "What's your full name?" he asks me while looking if they were any people passing by. "Amelia knight" I mutter lowly. "Well Amelia, I really don't want the Luna of the biggest pack of America be a fucking little nerd...
Sam was damaged and truly believed she wasn't worth fixing. Shes ready to run from her past and her first year away at college will be her chance. What happens when the sweet an innocent meets dark and sinful. What happens when her past catches up to her? Sex. Drugs. Drama. Love. (This is a terrible intro but it's ha...
WARNING SPG ⚠️ MATURE CONTENT INSIDE ! MAY CONTAIN SEX CONTENT!! 18 yrs old above ONLY! Every chapters may mga nangyayaring hindi dapat. Exciting ang mga mababasa nyo kung itutuloy nyo. BEWARE! Kung Open minded ka mag eenjoy mo ang pag babasa neto. Pero kung hindi mo nagustuhan bukas ang pintuan para umalis. @Kristin...
Forgive and forget. Those two words that she will never do because she can't and won’t. Rebekah Mathis was overweight, nerdy, and bullied by her pack. She was 16 when she was rejected by the alpha, the player, her mate - Ashton Clark. After the rejection, she ran away and found a new pack that would accept her and lov...
Hope was rejected by her mate when she was fourteen. The pain was too much, so she became a rogue and ran away. Three years later, the seventeen-year-old Hope returns to her home pack. During her time away, she broke out of her shy shell while her beauty blossomed. Will she be able to forgive her Alpha mate and put th...
What would happen if Ali didn't "go missing"...if she didn't fake her death...if she stayed?
This is a Pretty Little Liars Next Generation Story. I originally have this posted on www.fanfiction.net. Some changes were made from the original version. About 18 years later the Liars all have familys of their own. This story contains some Drama but also some family moments. I will be adding to this as often as I...
A fanfiction following the cast of Pretty Little Liars On the outside, the PLL cast appears perfectly functional and happy, but closed doors tell a dauntingly different story. The eating disorder and self-harm clinic Troian runs alongside acting is bringing back bad memories. Lucy's boyfriend isn't quite as charming...
When Ezra and aria have sex for the first time, they expect an experience worth remembering. But when a huge surprise leaves the two stunned, life takes a turn… But when another suprise comes there way, things could only get better...
"Xander how did you know where I am, no wait scratch that why are you here instead of with your soon to be wife?" Ignoring her question I threw the papers at her, "What's this?" She glance at it, "Can't you read, it's our divorce papers?" "I know what it is but..." I stepped forward to her while she stepped backwards...
Love. It was infuriating yet strangely addicting. It swirls in unknown waters, testing its limits before striking. The sensation of its claws digging into your flesh was all it took for it to become entranced. And then everything collapsed. Everything began to untangle. Everything slowly crumbled to ground. Everyt...
Ethan Lachlan, wealthy businessman and CEO of a fortune 500 company had planned his revenge down to the very last detail...He would shake Erin Gosling's perfect little world till she came begging him for mercy. He would make her pay for taking what was supposed to be rightfully his. Five years ago, Erin Gosling saves...
Cassandra Ellis: A young African American woman working in the fast paced life surrounding Chicago. Just graduating from university, she receives her dream job but sooner or later she gets fired from that same exact job. Thinking the world is going to end, Cassandra suddenly finds a newspaper offering a job that sui...
Cecilia Sanchez was getting married to multi billionaire, Joseph Taylor. Cecilia loved Joseph will all her heart and soul. They were high school sweethearts, dated out of college, and until finally Joseph proposed. Now Cecilia was 24 and Joseph was 26. When Cecilia comes to surprise Joseph at the office with a surpris...
Violet Grace Ames, her face is innocent as an angel but wild in the inside. Axel Ryder Knight, the ultimate womanizer, playboy and he is the definition of badass. He meet her in the club but didn't manage to get her in the bed. He start for his search. But as people said, if we were meant to be you'll meet her a...
Book 1: The Billionaire's Obsession 21 year-old Emily Pierce works as a bartender in one of the most popular nightclubs in New York. One night she gets harassed by a group of drunk men but manages to escape. She didn't expect them to sue the company for harassment. Nick Woods owns a chain of nightclubs in New York...
A painful breakup pushes Kyla Evans to get into a fake relationship with the person her ex-boyfriend hates the most: Seth Everett. But what will she do when the game starts to feel too real? ***** Seventeen-year-old Kyla has sworn off love. After ge...
Compared to the beautiful, outgoing Melody, Sutton Bran has always lived in her older sister's shadow as the shy, innocent girl. Even so, she happens to catch the attention of mysterious bad boy Colton Jones. He steals her first kiss one night at a party and sends her home thinking that her life is finally starting t...
