Before SHIELD, Natasha and Clint tried to kill each other. Natasha works for the KGB, hunting down HYDRA traitors in the system. When she's assigned a job at the Russian ballet, she battles memories of her past she never wanted to face again. Clint is a fugitive, framed by his brother for attempted murder. Some guy in a suit shows up, Special Agent Phil Coulson, representing a government division Clint can't pronounce, with the offer of a fresh start and Clint finds himself a brand new recruit of SHIELD. Then there was Budapest where no amount of training could prepare them for the choices they would be forced to make. NOTE: This is largely unedited, so please excuse errors, plot holes, etc.

Here is my version of the Avengers in a chatroom. But they aren't in a chatroom, it's a group text. See what these crazy heroes text! This story takes place after Avengers: Age of Ultron (but later changes to after Civil War). Just a few things are different. 1) Clintasha is happening! Clint doesn't have a family {sorry if this makes you mad} 2) Pietro Maximoff is still alive, he survived the shootings and is doing well. 3) Bruce never liked Natasha, they never kissed, and Natasha still doesn't like him. 4) NO ONE EVER SWEARS! You're welcome! This may be a Marvel based book, but there will be no swearing! 5) Thor still likes Poptarts and acts like a 5 year old. 6) Tony doesn't get drunk. 7) Bruce never runs away in an aircraft. [STARTED IN 2016]

Surviving, that's all Natalia's been doing ever since she was a little girl. She's been forced to kill, punished, broken, and put back together. All to make her into the perfect assassin, a Black Widow. She wants to survive, but the only way to do that is to become what they want. However, that may be difficult when someone she thought was just a legend comes to train her and compromises everything she's been working for. This is the first book. Book 2 is already up.

Natasha Romanov, dangerous Russian assassin, otherwise known as Black Widow, sent in to kill an alleged money transferring scam artist. Clint Barton, bow wielding SHIELD agent, sent to kill whoever shows up to terminate the fake money transfer. What happens when they meet? What happens when Natasha is offered a better life, not as Drakov's daughter, but as a SHIELD agent? What happens when the Russian's receive the makings for a ton of Nuclear Bombs, and are ready to blow the US sky high in a quest for power? A story with action, romance, a fake wedding, two master assassins, and one crazy mission. What happened in Budapest?

A collection of Jins le'jin'dary jokes Jin: *windshield wiper laugh* BTS: Why Mimi!!!!

Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!