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book one • 101 dramatic, fluffy, happy, or weird imagines about the one and only patrick vaughn stump. because patrick is an angel and everybody loves him. continued in book two! (sequel is out: patrick stump imagines deux !!) [completed 2016]

*COMPLETED* Echo, little sister to Sam and Dean Winchester. She was one of the 'special' children. One day the brothers let Echo go on her first solo hunt, little did they know the consequences... Echo loves Fall Out Boy and has a crush on Patrick. The demon she's hunting doesn't have a name but an ulterior motive to get her into his town. What happens when Fall Out Boy and the supernatural world collide? Based on Fall Out Boy's Youngblood Chronicles.

Zodiac stuff from internet but mostly tumblr though. I honestly have no idea why you clicked this but well thanks for clicking and enjoy!

: WANTED : DEAD OR ALIVE : TYLER "MAD GEAR" JOSEPH JOSH "MISSILE KID" DUN ALEX "RENEGADE" GASKARTH PATRICK "YOUNGBLOOD" STUMP PETE "MR. BENZEDRINE" WENTZ : REWARD IF FOUND : : IF FOUND , CONTACT : BRENDON "THE GREEN GENTLEMAN" URIE {all respect to tyler, josh, and everyone mentioned in this fic} {{warning: violence, strong language, sexual content}}

from june to august, a camp was held for teens ages 14 to 17. it was a camp created for aspiring musicians. it was divided into two, vocals and instruments. first fanfiction rip? trigger warnings***

In which you and Tyler have a conversation everyday, but he's the only one talking. {all respect to jenna because jenna is amazing and she and tyler are goals} {{it's just fiction}} {{{trigger warning: mentions of abuse, depression, and suicide}}}

(my second story) Andy is a Vampire,immune to sunlight he goes to your high school in Chicago.You two find that after hating each other,you become best friends...things start to go farther as he sends you into a spiral of thrilling adventures,not only in the bedroom ;) SMUT WARNING. SELF HARM WARNING,SUICIDAL THOUGHTS,DEPRESSION WARNINGS.

A gay twist on a Harlequin tale. CEO Pete Wentz is in trouble. After a very emotional breakup with his girlfriend (emotional on her end of course), She decided to ruin his life. By selling false stories about Pete being a homophobic asshole. But only half of that is true. The head of his marketing team decides that to totally expel the rumors, Pete should hire a guy to pose as his boyfriend. And Patrick Stump is just the man for the job. After his boyfriend of almost ten years breaks up with him, Patrick finds himself in a stump. (haha) He can't afford to live in their apartment alone and his paintings haven't been selling well. So when he gets offered a job to pretend to date someone for fifty thousand dollars, he jumps at the opportunity. But can he keep his heart out of this artificial relationship? Or will real emotions surface from this faked love?

Just a normal Peterick Highschool AU. Patrick is a loser and has been for the past three years. He has little hope that his final year will bring any change to his failing social status. He is and will probably forever remain a nobody. Pete Wentz is a new student with a pretty face and a dark past. His good looks and expensive car instantly brings him to the top of the popularity chart. All the girls (and gay boys) want him. All the straight boys want to be him. Then one drunken night at one terrible party changes both of their lives forever. But for the worse or for the better? What will they do when one night of passion ends up causing nine months of stress?