A bunch of oneshots and smutshots. I will update as often as posible. Enjoy

Does anyone know exactly what happened in 2009? How Dan and Phil were when they first met? Parts they took out of PINOF1? What they did on their free time together? Let's go back and see all that happened in 2009.

When Dan finally meets Phil, and it is the start of something new. ***Text messages before meet up*** ***completed*** ***old*** ***new up 12/25/16***

"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****

> phan phillester: u want money danielhowell: do i look like a fucking prostitute??? danielhowell: how much credit to dnptexts on twitter

Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltzing in, destroying his entire view on nearly everything in the worst (and best) ways possible. Phil's like a drug, and boy, is Dan addicted. Warning: contains self harm, depression, boyxboy, references towards abuse, and other possible triggers or content you may not be comfortable with. you can message me in private for the specifics if you feel you need it and remember to stay safe. (Top: #89 in Fanfiction, #1 in Phan!)

16 year old Emma is basically living in hell. She's depressed, suicidal and is being bullied by a 17 year old boy named Dan Howell. She doesn't know why he hates her so much or why she's the only one he bullies. She hates him and nothing can change that. She had a crush on him when he first came to that school but when she found out he was a jerk her feelings changed. Triggering chapters will have warnings at the top

I suck at descriptions so technically Dan and Phil are playing the whisper challenge and something happens blah blah read story to find out k bye. I hope you love the cover photo

Dan is trans and Phil is gender fluid.

When Dan and Phil bake a batch of cupcakes, Dan has other plans than just eating them