They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Keeran Grace was working in the White House when they came. She befriended one of them but was eventually betrayed by him. Topher Marx went from a small town Sheriff to the leader of an underground refugee camp when they took over the governments of the world. Keeran and Topher once loved each other as teenagers and then found themselves thrown together in a dangerous time and place. But when Keeran allows herself to be captured in order to save those hiding underground she finds herself catapulted into a new adventure with new dangers. Will she and Topher ever find each other again? Will they ever be able to regain the lives they once had? Or will they have to rebuild, even if it means never seeing each other again and possibly finding new love

Music:ON World:OFF Welcome to Syrus. Please pick up your complimentary pair of headphones at the gates. Plug them into your mandatory devices and skip to track four. Listen and enjoy. Cor's world is filled with notes and pitch and tone. Twenty three hours of the day she is hooked to the music mandated by the Serial Seven, Syrus' elite council. It is essentially every teenager's dream: Hit a button and drown the world out. But what happens when the music stops?