Have you ever wondered how you got yourself into a certain situation or place? I wonder both. Except that would be a lie since I know exactly how I got myself in this situation. What situation you ask? Well think about it like this... When was the last time you heard of a female football player playing in the men's bundesliga as a striker. That's right... never. I, Lara Cain, had a dream to become one of the best female football player in the world, until that dream grew into a nightmare eventually. The world of football was never the same since I joined.

"Date me." Fred says. "Sorry Fred, I'm not interested in you like that." "That's the point. You're obviously in love with my brother and he's a git so he's oblivious. Date me to make him jealous and catch his attention." Rowan Gold is best friends with Ron, Hermione and Harry but her feelings for Ron have started to stray from friendship. Fred Weasley has taken notice and wants to help her get his brother jealous and catch his attention. But what happens when the emotions between them start to feel more real than fake? • WARNINGS • - Foul language - Smut - Violence 21k words

Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark have been best friends for a long time, Katniss has never been in love with anyone, but when their lives turn upside down, will they call for each others help? Find out! "We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone."

This is super old and I promise I'm not this embarrassing anymore but I refuse to delete this because I'm lame enough to be proud of the 1.38k reads

Comebacks/Clapbacks/Retorts that you can throw back out to the haters and bullies. Possible profanity so reader discretion advised.

its a book of comebacks that you can use at any time!

People say that when you have an unfinished business your soul will stay lingering on this world until you resolve whatever you have to do. And they are right. In my case: I have to tell my best friend I'm in love with her. Long ago I made a promise I would never leave without expressing my feelings, and I'm planning on keeping that promise; even if I'm dead, even if I have to hide in another body just to be around her. I know I'll tell her. {AU fan fiction-1D} - AU stands for Alternative Universe- Trailer by @tomlinschievous

Funny and sometimes mean comebacks and insults maybe you could use them i have used them before jjejeje left them speechless.....