Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Welcome to the Wattpad Block Party - Summer Edition IV! Round EIGHT of this popular event is coming your way the entire month of August 2018 and it's going to be epic! Everyone from your all time favorite Wattpad Super Stars, to USA TODAY Bestselling authors, to talented up and coming writers are joining us for this event! Check out the first chapter for a more detailed description and keep an eye out on the Line Up chapter to see who is going to be featured for the Wattpad Block Party - Summer Edition IV! Curious how this event will run? Here's the link to the last Wattpad Block Party: https://www.wattpad.com/story/133344241-wattpad-block-party-winter-edition-iv Be sure you add this story to your library, vote and leave comments on your favorite author's posts, and follow me, @KellyAnneBlount, for Wattpad Block Party updates! AMAZING COVER PROVIDED BY, @FallzSwimmer!

Misty Waterflower is a 18 year old who loves adventure, romance, and believes in fairytales. She is a senior student in CPHS, the most popular girl in school and is very smart. Ash Ketchum is also a 18 year old who loves his Pikachu more than any other Pokémon in the world. He is also a senior student in CPHS. However, Ash knows something that Misty doesn't remember. When they were younger, they played and traveled together. Over time, Ash tries to make Misty remember the lost memories. He soon develops a crush for Misty. Is this love? Or are they only really just friends?

Following Ash Ketchum's victory against Trovita Islands gym leader, Rudy, Misty is left to wonder why she still follows the Pallet Trainer around. However, when trouble strikes in the midst of their journey, Misty finally comes to terms with her emotions. Pokeshipping aka a Pokemon shipping/romance fiction.

"GT! How are you? I haven't seen you since like freshman year! And you were so skinny and weird back then! But now you're....anyway, what have been you up to?" "I'm starting a random book." "What do you mean you're starting a random book!?" "Well @blue___22 tagged me so I felt it would be appropriate to-" "WHAT? So ONE girl online tags you for fun ONCE and you start writing A GODDAMN BOOK?" "That's one way to look at it, but-" "Woah man, you starting one because you think you're better than the rest of us? You think you're better than us or something just because you're SMART? Wow CONGRATS man, you're smart, that's incredible! Wow!" "I never said-" "You want a trophy for being smart? You know what? We should just give trophies to smart things and every successful lab rat and Da Vinci will have a trophy! Does THAT make sense to you?" "No I didn't say-" "Why don't you just GO BACK to your default PATHETIC state where you feel you ABSOLUTELY need to be unique in some aspect and prove to yourself you're not just one of many of the small, white, indistinguishable, perfectly-cylindric checker pieces of Jesus & Satan's backgammon game like you usually do?" "For the record, I don't believe my default state is pathetic-" "Yo man, why are you acting so quiet and weird right now?" "Well for one thing you keep interr-" "Oh I get it. It's because you're an arrogant prick. Yeah, that's it. You're just an arrogant f*cking prick." "Yeah...that's why for sure..." "I actually once heard that you act quiet because you're actually shy and introverted in real life and people shouldn't expect you to act the same offline as you do online. Yeah...that makes no sense." "No...it does actual-" "Anyway wanna buy some weed?" -/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/- "We think you've changed, bro." he says. "We know best." they say. "You suck." she says. "We think-" he starts. "We know-" they start. "You-" she starts. "We think-we know-you." everyone meant.

In the novel "The Prince and the Peasant", the male lead prince Chen Heng Li was once betrothed to the Western Border's General first daughter, Bai Fan. But the male protagonist never really liked Bai Fan as she was rude and unruly. As the plot unravels, Chen Heng Li met the female lead, Ming Shu, who was an orphan. Both the leads went against the world just to prove their love for each other. As for Bai Fan, she ended up dead as a result of her own wicked schemes. As you can guess, I am not the female lead. In this world, I am Bai Fan, daughter to Western Border's General Bai Long He. I am one of the countless villains in the story. Add up the fact that in the story, I won't have a happy ending. So I decided to change my fate. How tiresome. original story•••

CROWN PRINCESS ARIANNA is at a crossroads in her life. To thwart off encroaching enemies, she must not become the queen her people want, but the one they need in the darkest hour of their lives: A living weapon with the power to strike fear into the hearts of her foes, swat away airships, and crush entire armies. ULION is an aether gatherer who works with his sister. Aboard a massive airship powered by steam alone, the duo travel, capturing the strange element located inside deadly storms. When one storm proves fatal, Ulion loses everything and ends up alone in a world that has no tolerance for those who serve no purpose. PRINCESS BEATRICE of Candia can see into the future. The death of her loved ones, the death of herself, and even the end of the entire world are constantly at the forefront of her mind. As she fights a losing battle to maintain her sanity, she finds courage enough to make an attempt to do the impossible: Change what is already meant to be. In a realm of mountains and sand, kingdoms and empires clash in an epic power struggle. And these three lives, intertwined, will make the final difference as humanity propels itself towards self-destruction.