"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." "Why on earth would you do that?" "Because you, sweetheart, are now my own personal suicide helpline. Your job is to make the last month of my life worth living." ______________________

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

#56 in Horror | 2/18/18 | A BONE CHILLING HORROR STORY | Fresh out of high school, Anna didn't think her future would be anything more dangerous than wild college parties. She definitely didn't expect to be kidnapped by a psychopath and dragged all the way to a mysterious forest in Japan. The Suicide Forest, as the locals call it, is a hellish place right out of anyone's worst nightmare. True to its name, it's the go-to place to end one's own life. As Anna struggles to free herself from her insane captor, the reality and hallucinations around her will begin to merge together, turning the forest into her own personal hell. Will she be able to escape the forest? Or will she give into her torment and end it all? °•°•° [Suicide Forest is also dedicated to preventing suicide and helping those who are depressed] ― ― ― ― ― ― ― ― ―― ― ― ― ― ― Suicide Forest. Copyright © 2018. All Rights Reserved. ― ― ― ― ― ― ― ― ―― ― ― ― ― ―