Warning: kind of mature (language and topics... well and setting, but it's pretty fluffy) Lance is a bartender at a strip club called "paladins" this strip club is inhabited by bikers, who, are mean and constantly looking for fights. keith is a regular, but he only sits at the bar, never caring about the stripers. He is deaf in his right ear, often getting him into fights. lance watches him from afar, trying to talk to him, but his mind always seems to be somewhere else. Unexpectedly Taylor seems to get inbetween them, leaving lance upset, and confused *they are all above 21 years old* Credit to @pre

It was rumored that Lily and Harry Potter died the night the Lord Voldemort went to their home. For weeks there was no reason to suspect otherwise. Then, one month after James Potter's death, Lord Voldemort stormed the Ministry of Magic, taking with him his most faithful Death Eaters. Lily Potter stood at his right, her infant son in her arms, a lightning bolt scar blazing across his forehead. AN: In case you can't tell this will have homosexual romance, sex, etc. in it. Don't like it? Don't read it! Simple enough right?I thought so. Also, you know the deal - I don't own the Harry Potter franchise, characters, etc.

"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "All right. It's a deal." - hey !! me (chaoticnyxx) am NOT, under ANY MEANS, the OG author of this !! please don't give me credit when credit isn't due. happy reading !! OG author: Gibslythe on AO3

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