Yoongi is living a normal life, and he could say that he's already contented with everything. That is until a leprechaun dude with some weird ass magic suddenly appeared in front of him. No, he does not need some mind-reading stranger following him everywhere. No, he does not need the said stranger telling him that he was supposed to be getting it on already with his 'soulmate'. AND NO, he absolutely does not need to be told that his soulmate was famous playboy Park Jimin, who Yoongi dislikes and had probably kissed ninety percent of their university's population already. No. JUST NO. ============= A new fanfic in the house! Kinda soulmate au but not really...? Hehehe. As usual, fluff and humor. And Jimin is a little bitch. ;) This will be a short book and will be updated 3 or 4 times a week since I've already finished writing this. This is supposed to be a Oneshot and I've been working on it for almost a year now, but it got too long so I decided to publish it as a book instead. I really had fun writing this so I hope you'll enjoy reading it~ Also, this very much delayed OneShot is dedicated to my wonderful fam SilbySilby who made fanarts for #YMIR. Thank you so much, fam! And I'm really sorry this took so long. I LOVE YOU. -Pome

❝so, to wrap it up, some random guy, who was being chased by five cops, jumped in my car and yelled "drive!". i was going through an emotional crisis, got frightened and did it. eventually, they caught us and that's the story of how i went to jail for the first time.❞

▏taehyung is a college hating, meme addicted bachelor who somehow messages a wrong number at one am. jungkook is his unsuspecting victim who soon falls for the other's interesting personality and unfairly cute face. fortunately, all they need is a few pushes to get things going between them. maybe more than a few. or: in which taehyung finds a clueless jungkook and crushes on him with the power of god, anime, and other suspicious methods of love. warnings! OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUED/COMPLETED. cuz this book sucks lmaoooo a taekook text fic, but written points of views are added further in the story. THERE IS A FINALE FOR CLOSURE.

"you know, this actually quite fun. it's like we're on a road trip." "yeah, a road trip with an $8.4m worth guy who i kidnapped and held at gun point, and with whom im currently trying to run away with from the damn police and fbi." he mutters sarcastically, "mhm, exactly my type of fun." ©SHARMILA / nectaerine february 2017 - march 2018