What if that night in Godric's Hollow went differently? What if Harry did die? What if Death stepped in and made a deal with the Savior of the Wizarding World? How different would Harry's life be after that deal? (Or, Harry makes a deal with Death and in exchange gains something Voldemort has fought his entire life for. Immortality. And a strange friendship with Death)

Seven year old Heiress Dracarys Malfoy fell from the third floor of Malfoy manor. When she woke she was not herself. Option A: She lost all her memories and gained the power of knowing shit. Option B: She's not really who they say she is, because she should be a He called Draco and this fucking Harry Potter. Well, you know what they say- 'When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth'. In this case what remains is a lost girl with a sharp tongue, that enjoys spitting out muggle songs when she has nothing to say. Oh well it's anarchy, cats and dogs living together and mass hysteria. It's chaos, pure and simple. [Self Insert as Fem Draco Malfoy]

In which Death decides that only she can screw her Master over, and that Fate and Destiny have no power over him. When her Master is in need of a helping hand, Death can't resist intervening.