Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Jena is a girl, who was convinced to play Minecraft. When she and her friend, Jenn, are playing a server Jenn made invisible, a guy with the username Herobrine comes on. He tells them to exit or die, then goes offline. Of course, the girls don't believe him. But they start to when they wake up in the game. And when Jenn gets abducted and Jena joins a resistance, it's war between the two girls. But who's side will win?