Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

where a warm girl melts the heart of a cold boy

"i would never go out with you." he said to me, "you're so ugly." [ short chapters; #1 in the red bullet series ]

scenarios of you and your crush, obviously. started july 10th, 2016 - completed august 7th, 2017.

"You will never see me as anything other than a playboy, right?" Started: 12/27/16 Ended: 03/26/17 Highest Rank: #2 in fanfiction (01/04/17) Credits for the cutest ass cover goes to @Jiminfication ❤️

Cover by @loverenjun Let your imagination take over. NCT DREAM scenarios, reactions, etc. Requests are closed for this book~ *None of the gifs are mine, only the writing is mine*

Cover by @loverenjun Scenarios, reactions, etc. Requests are closed!~ *None of the gifs are mine, I only own the writing*

a sad, lonely boy seeking for comfort from a rental girlfriend service

Just some book with a bunch of random MARVEL photos. NOTE: I do not own all of the pictures, credits to the owners!

Prequel of "I Love You since 1892" Pilit hinahanap ni Aleeza ang mga kasagutan sa mga kakaibang panaginip at pakiramdam na nararanasan niya sa tuwing bumubuhos ang ulan at sa tuwing nakikita niya ang estrangherong naghahatid ng magkahalong saya at lungkot sa kanyang puso: si Nathan. Magagawa kaya nilang maitama ang pagkakamali ng nakaraan upang maiwasan ang trahedyang dulot ng bawal na pag-ibig na nagsimula pa noong una at nagpapatuloy kahit ilang siglo na ang nakalipas? O hanggang sa panahon bang ito ay hindi pa rin nila mababago ang nakasulat sa kanilang kapalaran? A story that will look back from its past and present. Will the lines connect them for the second time around? or Will history repeats itself? [Next: "Bride of Alfonso"] Date Written: May 06, 2017 Date Finished: November 12, 2017