WARNING: These stories are very explicit, 50% savagery, and 99% accurate and true. They also consist of very lengthy rants and are written for mostly entertainment, but also to ease my mind. Lord knows I need it. I have a lot to get off my mind. If I know you and you're offended by anything you've read in this... that just sucks because you had to do something pretty crappy to me to get entered into this (not all the time though).