A twentysomething Canadian girl comes across the Far Cry Experience on YouTube and a certain pirate king catches her eye. Her sexual tastes are unmatched and she decides to risk everything to see if Vaas Montenegro can treat her with the degradation she so badly desires. You don't have to have played FC3 to enjoy this story, but if you want a little bit of background, the video in the disclaimer is what inspired Ashelin. Warnings: Drug use, coarse language, and lots and lots of sex

"You see, Draco Malfoy, without your sarcastic replies to endure each morning and that arrogance only you could carry, I find myself somewhat missing you." Draco thought the biggest problem living for a year under the same roof as Hermione Granger was the probability of them killing each other. He never thought it would be falling in love with her.