Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

A tale of a boy, Isaak. A tale of struggling for acceptance, as well as struggling to not starve, not to get caught by his former master, not to arouse attention to himself. All while being with two others, which makes the previous struggles more difficult. Did I mention the world is in danger? An idea so absurd no one will believe Isaak, or even help him for that matter, who'd help a 13 year old who says the world is gonna get destroyed by magic? Find out! In this Book, full of Adventure, escapes, battles and some odd magic.