Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

Requests are closed! I will be writing every weekend because of schoolwork! Highest rank: 13 in fan fiction!

When she was thirteen, Chloe Golding wrote a list. On this list was every type of kiss she hoped to experience in her teenage years. They ranged from an innocent peck on the back of the hand, to passionate make-out sessions and kisses on the private parts. Four years passed. Aged seventeen, Chloe has yet to cross of any one point on the list. But maybe that’s all about to change. Her mother’s new student, the charismatic Will Falcon, gets his hands on her diary. Taking an interest in Chloe, he makes it his mission to kiss her in every way she listed. And when runaways, parties, and big fat secrets become a way of life, something as crazy as the kiss list could bring them closer, or bring everything crashing down.

When Megan is asked to babysit new neighbors that have just moved in next door, some things happen that she would never imagine. P.S. I wrote this in 7th grade rip but I'm making revisions atm :)

Her name is Kenny Tomlinson. And yes, her brother is in the biggest boyband in the world, Louis Tomlinson! She hasn't seen him in about a year and when she gets a call from Louis saying the he's coming visit her, she's beyond excited. But the thing is...the boys' are coming too. And she has never met them before..but Louis mentioned them a lot, but will a certain curly haired boy steel her heart? How will Louis feel about this? Or even Managment? You'll have to see, when you read My Brothers Best Friend

Trying to avoid the clichés in life, Maddy bumps into her childhood best friend and mates. It turns out that after hanging out for some time she discovers that adding sex to their friendship does lead to complications. [ We are forever but not all the time ]

In which Luke is in love with his best friend Victoria, who has a not-so-great boyfriend. Trying to navigate relationships, friendships and Luke's band rapidly rising to fame, will the pair remain friends, or become something more?

It's you, May. You're what I want forever. [COMPLETE] achievements: #1 in fanfiction

"If you really think I'm revolting or a complete asshole, then why don't you quit? Huh? C'mon tell me, Princess," Calum questioned, towering over me with a smirk that was constantly toying at his lips. I knew I would regret my answer later. But in that moment, with Calum's specific scent of mint and an undertone of cigarettes filling my nose, I spoke whatever I wanted. Maybe it was the smell that clouded my thoughts and keeping me from using a filter with my thoughts. "I can't quit because you make me feel some sort of way. I don't know what this stupid feeling is. All I know for certain is that I'm not going anywhere until I figure out what the hell this emotion is."

"Jesus Christ Mom! I'm 17 years old, I don't need a babysitter!"