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What the fuck is this. No seriously what the fuck.

Barnyard was his beginning, follow Biggie Cheese in his adventures through all the Dank Memes. Pepe the frog, Mr.Krab the Crab, and Shrek the ogre, ALL of these memes all had an impact on Cheese's life.

My name is biggie cheese, and I am in love with the most powerful woman in the world, she is called cowbelly and I spread her legs every night.

This Epic Story tells of multiple Stories of love, Betrayal, and loss

Hey! READ ME!There's lots of Clace and Sizzy and good amount of Malec ( just added some more Malec smut and fluffish stuff.) But please don't hate if there's not enough Malec. Ugh. I'm torn and don't know what to say in this description box except for please read my story! I need comments. I know when you're done reading you don't want to comment but I need suggestions and my reader's opinions. Thanks guys! Also please check out my original work :) it means a lot ~Liz xoxo P.S. I kinda don't write chapters they're more like scenes just by the way. lol XD P.S.S. If I don't get more feedback soon I'm going to have take this down. :( Table of Contents: Scene 1- Intro Scene 2- Go Fish Scene 3- Valentine Scene 4- Missing Scene 5- Clary Scene 6- Sizzytastic Smut Scene 7- Fight Scene 8- Search and You Shall Find Scene 9- The Unveiling Scene 10- To Love is to Destroy Scene 11- Bedtime Scene 12- Fiji Scene 13- Sizzytastic Smut Part 2 Scene 14- The Nightmare Scene 15- We're in Fiji Scene 16- Where is Everyone?

Andy Biersack is 17 and studying music at college with his band Black Veil Brides. His girlfriend Juliet is unsupportive and always telling him to give up on his hopes of making it big but he won't give up. Ashley Purdy, the bands bass player, has had strong feelings for Andy ever since he left Las Vegas and moved to Ohio when he was 15.