❝ it can't hurt, right? ❞ - in which a young fangirl somehow finds herself chatting with kim namjoon. CURRENTLY EDITING! © 2017 ; joonsoul. includes original character. dumb crack fic taken seriously.

"Yah! What was that for?" I yell as I hold onto my arm as it throbs with pain. "If you can't handle the pain, get off the fucking court."

What happens when you phone sex... The wrong person? [COMPLETED]

Kim Namjoon is the ugliest professor at Bulletproof University... ...or so they thought. #96 in Fanfiction 170512 #1 in NamJin 170827 #4 in Yoonseok 171026 #1 in angst 180711 Managed to stay ranked #842 in Fanfiction for 19 days straight. 161106-25 #44 in BTS 180513 (Cross-posted to AO3)

❝ what do you want me to do? kneel down and re-suck you off? ❞ ❝ i want you to fuck off, that's all. ❞ ..... wherein yoongi hits up with someone online named jimin who he thought swings the other way, but things turn to a drastic twist. date started: june 13, 2016 date ended: april 25, 2017 -excuseme™

because life is never fair and sometimes you need to break to be put back together again; and i guess min yoongi just learns the hard way. ❝ can you trust me? ❞ ©zoyzoydesu

Jimin: thanks for recommending him. His voice is hot Start: march 18 2017 End: may 19 ish 2017 254 in fanfiction nov 15 2017

» [completed] « there's a silly belief that if you set your crush's photo for fourteen days, on the fifteenth day, you'll end up with him or her. [sloppily written | no editing made] © fuckedbyoongi

❝What the fuck are you doing to my house?❞ When a Christmas-loving, innocent and outgoing girl decorates the house of a grumpy, moody and aggressive grandpa who is actually eighteen-years-old. All Rights Reserved. jimineral © 2015 151126 | STARTED 160510 | COMPLETED WARNINGS: Extremely cringey/cliché/cheesy Bad language Mild/borderline sexual content NO PLAGIARISM

You, a fan, are dead and haunt BTS. Being involved in an accidental hit-and-run by the boys' tour bus on your birthday wasn't how you planned on dying. But it happened. A confused ghost you were, failing to find its place, you did what you could do and followed them back. You don't know why, but you targeted your bias, Yoongi, the most in your trails. Seeking playful revenge, all hit the fan the minute you realize that you aren't invisible to one member... Park Jimin can very much see you.