"Sir, may you repeat that? I don't believe I heard you correctly." He kept his straight face, though on the inside he wanted to scream as loud as humanly possible. The higher ranking officer turned around to fix a stack of papers, seemingly avoiding his gaze. "You heard me correctly, brat." The corporal said monotonously. "Now, get out. I have things that I need to do." //ONESHOT\\

This book started out as a means to my own desires. I wanted to have a x-male-reader book with CORRECTLY SPELT WORDS AND STORIES THAT MADE SENSE, so I made my own. I also aspired to be like one of my fav writers on here who finished their series of books a while back. But over time I've realized how much people have come to like my book and so now I write for all my precious readers and take pleasure in writing these stories for them. Once I get to 40 chapters I want to start a new book. Like a sequel.

Dis story does NOT belong 2 meh!! But anyways, enjoy!!!! XD

Coming this (insert whatever season it is right now): A radically awesome one shot series about you! *Points at reader* But wait! There's more! Not only are you, well... you, but you're also a BOY! That's right! If you read this book, you'll experience life as a boy in the wonderfully rich and diverse universe of Fandoms! (If you're already a boy and you're reading this then... well... good job! You're already one step ahead!) Critics are calling this book: "A f*cking piece of sh*t.", "A waste of my time.", and "Totally awful."! Read now! oR eLsE...

Eren Jaeger had only ONE friend, Hanji Zoe. That all changed when he was invited to a week sleepover thrown by Hanji. Raffles, pajamas, movies, and swimming. Room mates, cooking, sleeping, and shopping. Make overs, fashion shows, video making, and fun! But the most important thing is Love.