Hey guys there and my personal favourite jokes (that I sometimes look up on the Internet) ever so pls comment some good jokes aswell

I will be posting 1 or 2 jokes a day. If I missed a day, call the cops. Who know what might happened to me.

The Fiction Awards are back for a third year in a row! All writers. All languages. Let the competition begin.

Moving to Pampanga to start anew, Lorelei Rios only wants to focus on her new life and live in peace. But when she crosses paths with the ever-mysterious Loki Mendez, she's suddenly dragged into a world of mysteries, changing her life in ways she didn't expect. *** Joining a detective club is the last thing on high school student Lorelei Rios' mind. However, after being pressured into joining the QED Club by the cold and mysterious Loki Mendez, she unexpectedly finds herself solving mysteries one after another. As they tackle cases and work to decode puzzles and codes, Lorelei realizes that her high school life will never be the same. But when lives and safety are suddenly at risk, can Lorelei and Loki find the courage to face the challenges ahead? Or will their pasts impact their present, causing them to lose focus and ultimately fail?

"We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies." -José Ortega y Gasset