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"Oh no, no need to rack your doltish brain, I will tell you. It consist of rotten tomatoes, black pasta, warts, peanut buttter, mushrooms ... and ofcourse cheese sticks. "That's what my life is worth?" "Well, I thought that was expensive." _________________________ A Golden Girl and a Reputation. Reputation: the one word we are all aware of... the ultimate destruction. "Cross my heart, hope to die." A girl and a golden reputation. An innocent CEO dragged into the mist of a duel, or is he? A sadist traumatised woman. A psychotic man with a tiffany key for the cloaks-and-daggers. A father who is living through mistakes. A deaf man, or is he? A man... a woman and the gold that binds them. In this game of hide and seek, criminals and victims, love and hate, Leilah must find her way out. But who is the criminal and who is the victim? Who will find and who will seek? It all depends on you! One secret...lies and a tainted reputation. Romance/ youngadult/ mystery/thriller

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At the age of eighteen, everyone's blood changes colour. Whether it becomes blue, green or otherwise, the colour is either hereditary or a random, biological selection. However, when Pearl Damocles discovers that her blood is colourless - in a society where people are segregated by blood colour -, she travels to an institute for people like her with a handsome yet mysterious man named, Malik Ahmed. After months of training and planning - with a team of quirky, newfound friends and trained militants by her side - she decides begins to hatch a plan. One to bring everyone together, and abolish the inequality of the blood colours.

Since she was 10 years old Kendall's mother had abused her and her father had never noticed it. After eight years of abuse, one day her father walked in on her mother violently beating her. He called the cops and had her mother immediately put in jail and Kendall's father moved them away from her hometown. He never wanted Kendall's mother to get out of jail and find them but he knew that one day she would be out. In her new hometown Kendall meets an array of new people and her guard is up. Since the abuse she has never let her guard down but when she meets a particular guy she lets her guard down and she's afraid. What will happen and how will she survive?

Evangeline. A simple mixed indian girl from a moderate and happy family. She loves to smile, laugh, and be happy. She believes in love and destiny. Ace Andres A complicated rich billionaire. He is arrogant, angry and full of sarcastic remarks. He does not believe in the concept of love. Is Ace really someone that he says he is? A heartless man... Or is it that beneath that cold and hard exterior he puts up is a man that is longing to be loved..?? What will happen when this two opposites meet? What will happen when they are forced to be together? What will happen when wounds begins to open up? What happens when years of hidden secret are discovered? Will Evangeline be able to penetrate this cold billionaire's heart or will she be be transformed into someone that she does not wish to be...?? Keep reading to find it out in this funny and intense romance.. :)

A dark mysterious vampire fantasy novel * Everyone has heard of the tale of the Beauty and Beast. About a father who picks up a Rose for his daughter. About a daughter who sacrifices herself for her father. And a tormented Prince cursed by a fairy. What if Vampires weren't as sparkly as some people said them to be? What if there was more to the story than just Beauty and the Beast? Say hello to a beauty and The Beast retelling. This is Beauty and The Vampire: It All Started with a Rose. #1 Retteling #1 What's Hot #Featured

"ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ɪ ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ - ʜᴀᴜɴᴛ ᴍᴇ, ᴛʜᴇɴ! ʙᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ - ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀɴʏ ꜰᴏʀᴍ - ᴅʀɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴍᴀᴅ! ᴏɴʟʏ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴀʙʏꜱꜱ, ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ꜰɪɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ!" Sophie Swan, a quiet enigma, always wears her gloves and sketches people she's never met. Reluctantly returning to the slumbering town of Forks, she seeks to vanquish demons and reconcile with a past shrouded in mystery. However, she does not expect the underlying darkness that has manifested itself beneath the small-town facade of Forks, nor the tangled web of lies that she stumbles upon, discovering her sister fixed at the heart of it. Surviving unforeseen events, Sophie unearths facets of her own soul previously concealed. How will she navigate the horrors without tipping off the edge? Returning to her hometown, there may be just the right person to gain Sophie's interest-one with the potential to unravel the intricate tapestry of Sophie Swan's hidden life. ------------- AU-ISH. {Warning!} This book was used as practice for my writing, so the writing gets better as the story progresses. The first few chapters are unedited, therefore cringey and full of typos. Disclaimer! The Twilight Saga does not belong to me! My original characters belong to me like Sophie. Other Characters that you do not recognize belongs to me, characters you do recognize belongs to Stephenie Meyer. All of Twilight Saga belongs to Stephenie Meyer. {Warning!} Excessive amount of blood, gore, and death with explicit detail. Mature scenes will come up, and it is kind of AUish.