Michael is a famous reality TV star, living the Hollywood dream while doing absolutely nothing besides causing drama. or where Luke is a average guy living in L.A. with his best friend wasting away his life watching 'Life as a Clifford' for a certain rainbow hair boy. © All Rights Reserved

"i didn't order a bouquet of roses." "well, since i'm here, someone obviously did." calum noted the "sorry for the herpes" sign perched oh-so gracefully in the middle of the bouquet and mumbled a "god damn it michael" under his breath. or where calum is a grouchy teenager, ashton really loves flowers and making people happy, and luke and michael enjoy pranking calum with random deliveries to his house. (lower case intended)

"a popsicle won't be the only thing you'll suck on" or in which michael owns an ice cream truck and luke loves ice cream

"And why the hell do I need to know the answer of y² - x³ = 432?" "Well, because if you solve it, I'll kiss you." © copyright - all rights reserved -lhemmingsdaily & lashtonfluff

where a girl gets a message from michael clifford one day, by accident.

ashtonirwin followed you. ashtonirwin: ur pretty highest rank: #1 in fanfiction

catfish : someone who pretends to be someone they're not on the internet • all images/gifs are from tumblr, they are NOT mine unless i say so!!!! • you can check out some translations in my "catfish translations" reading list :-) • (highest rank: #1 in fanfiction) (@emcartwright took the picture I used as the cover so creds to her!) ❤️

5 Seconds of Summer & One Direction -crossover- Multiple Ships. warnings: triggering. anorexia, self-harm, depression, bullying, swearing. Disclaimer: I do not own anyone in this story. ~ "Want an oreo?" Who knew one sentence could change someone's life so much?

@ridingash : yo daddy how long's ya dick @Ashton5SOS : longer than you think ;)

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.