[complete] dhizzle : can i call u mine? amazingphil : ugh ; 2009!phan ; copyright © 2018

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

[completed] two strangers are stuck on an elevator on a rainy monday morning. confessions ensue. ; copyright © 2016

"i want you to kill me." -- the one where dan is suicidal and phil is homicidal.

Dan somehow ended up with phils number and decided to text him. Dan: hi, so my name is [dan] Phil: oh I've seen you on YouTube! Dan: oh god I cringe - WARNING ⚠️️️‍ SMUT FLUFF NO DEATH NO CHEATING SIDE SHIPS MENTIONS OF ARTISTS AND I EXPECT NO HATE that's it mates enjoy ;) xx

> phan phillester: u want money danielhowell: do i look like a fucking prostitute??? danielhowell: how much credit to dnptexts on twitter

"say my name, dan howell"

[complete] what happens at camp, stays at camp ; copyright © 2016