please don't break my heart
[complete] dhizzle : can i call u mine? amazingphil : ugh ; 2009!phan ; copyright © 2018
[complete] dhizzle : can i call u mine? amazingphil : ugh ; 2009!phan ; copyright © 2018
[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4
" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, unti...
[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016
[completed] two strangers are stuck on an elevator on a rainy monday morning. confessions ensue. ; copyright © 2016
"i want you to kill me." -- the one where dan is suicidal and phil is homicidal.
Dan somehow ended up with phils number and decided to text him. Dan: hi, so my name is [dan] Phil: oh I've seen you on YouTube! Dan: oh god I cringe - WARNING ⚠️️️ SMUT FLUFF NO DEATH NO CHEATING SIDE SHIPS MENTIONS OF ARTISTS AND I EXPECT NO HATE that's it mates enjoy ;) xx
> phan phillester: u want money danielhowell: do i look like a fucking prostitute??? danielhowell: how much credit to dnptexts on twitter
where dan is a struggling music artist and phil is a cocky, successful and a sexually frustrated producer ; copyright © 2016 ; highest ranking #5