Are you sitting on an airport bench? Or a cafe chair? Or on someone? Are you wearing a disguise to hide your identity because the authorities worldwide are trying to find you since you're involved in a major drug cartel? Are you procrastinating homeworks or chores or both right now? Are you an extra-terrestrial being who happened to take into possession an IPhone 6s? Or you just a bored human being with nothing really fun to do and is currently in Wattpad trying to find books worth giving a shit about? Well.. wherever, whoever, whatever, or whatever you've gotten yourself into right now, you better need to lighten up your mood and check out this unordinary joke book and clutch your pot belly 'cause you're gonna enjoy a laugh trip that could probably kill you due to short intake of breath caused by too much hilarity. So go ahead and click that orange "Read" button (and keep a nebulizer close with you). 99% NOT MINE 69% Clean (lol, no just kidding) 100% funny DISCLAIMER: Some of the jokes are not mine. Credits to the owners.

A journal I will write in and write random stuff, rants, original tags by me, things I got tagged with, etc. Have fun~ ~Alice Cover by: SushiPokemonTrainer

I was the 6th-grade "slut." And I kept a diary. So I decided to create The UnSlut Project in the hopes that my own diary entries could provide some perspective to girls who currently feel trapped and ashamed. I am publishing these entries one at a time, without changing a single word except for the names of the people involved. My limited commentary, which is confined to brackets in each entry, is meant to provide the relief of my current perspective, fifteen years later. The UnSlut Project: Working to undo the dangerous slut shaming in our schools, communities, media, and culture by sharing knowledge and experiences.

If you're looking for any great insults this is the place to come. (most of it is trash) WARNING:strong language! I mean COME ON!