"you named your son after a band" "you named your daughter after a fruit" "touché"

"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)

the story of how luke and ashton fall in love with each other in office cubicles beside each other. in which, luke has a habit of annoying ashton but ashton secretly enjoys it. - "why is there a bear in my office?!" - "why did sarah from accounting run out of your office on fire?" - "police! open up!" - "knock knock." - "did you know that mona lisa didn't have eyebrows?" - [lowercase intended] © 2014-2015 -violence All rights reserved.

"What the Princess wants, the Princess gets." ☻ ☹ When neighbour Ashton's raucous drumming wakes Luke up at 2am, he stomps next door to shut him up. But those hazel eyes begin to infatuate him and he starts to sneak next door at 2am for other things.