Sasuke and Naruto had a bet. Guess who lost and had to carry a certain someone for the entire week.

Minato survived the sealing of the Kyuubi as did Kushina. But after the sealing Minato, Kushina, Jiraiya, and Tsunade take the two younger siblings, Naruko and Menma, away to train with the Kyuubi's chakra while they leave Naruto in the village, and only bad things can come from that. After a few years, Orochimaru starts training Naruto only to find him a prodigy like no other with more potential than Itachi Uchiha and Minato Namikaze. How will Naruto react after 13 years, his parents and siblings come home?... Horrible Summary Naruto x Satsuki (Female Sasuke) No Uchiha Massacre for now... Good Orochimaru Sharingan and Mokuton Naruto I don't own Naruto...yet.

"You know, the thing about failure is that it only makes me want to try harder." . . Minato and Kushina survived the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre never happened, Orochimaru never became a missing nin. What could go wrong? A lot of things actually, Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto is shunned by the village, his father ignores him, and his mother disappeared. Sasuke was always a failure to his clan, nothing he did would ever be good enough for them. Kakashi was endlessly reminded that he would never be as great as the White Fang was. And Sakura was abandoned by her parents, who left her in Konoha while they do god-knows-what. Nobody expected them to amount to anything, but that only gave them the incentive to prove everyone wrong. This is the story of Team 7, the team of failures and rejects with a dream to make it to the top. . . . HIGHEST RANK: #338 in Fanfiction (10/28/17), #3 in Naruto (8/11/18) Sequel: Ascending (be sure to check it out after!!) Romance isn't the main genre but the pairings will be SasuNaru and GaaSaku. If you don't like yaoi then don't read, simple. -Warning: Swearing and Amateur Writing. This is my first fanfic so read at your own risk! -I'm not gonna lie, some of the characters are going to be ooc because I played around with their backstories *I Don't Own Naruto *I don't Own the Cover Image Either (but I made the cover so.....?? ?) *I also don't own any of the photos in the medial * Please don't copy, and please dm me if you think that someone has

I've known Hidan for a long time before I met my demise. To me, he was just a fool who praised a god who didn't exist. But when I became a Shinigami and read the story of Hidan's life, I realized that I was horribly mistaken. He wasn't all that I thought he was. Hidan of the Akatsuki was a man who wanted to give everything up for the only person he would ever love, but, maybe I was right on some parts. He was a fool- but the special kind. @NarutoWattyAwards Summer 2014 Third Place Winner in the Akatsuki Category!

Rank #1 in AliveMinato= February 14 2019 Rank #5 in sasunaru= January 11 2019 Rank #8 in sasunaru= January 9 2019 .......... Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. Youngest son of the Yondaime and the Red Death. The Youngest sibling of Mito Uzumaki Namikaze and Menma Uzumaki Namikaze. The Neglected Child. The forgotten member of the family. The secret genius of the Leaf. The Most Laid Back Shinobi known to the Fire Country. Even more than the 'Lazy' Naras and one copy Cat of the Leaf. "Why are you so lazy?! And so calm?!" "Its just how am, ya know? Besides there is no point of panicking if i already know how to save my life from death. Unlike you i am calm because i have a plan" "I am staring to think you are like a Nara. A genius and lazy or just an idiot who is brain dead" "If you are to insult me, please do it properly" His Team gave him a glare before the sighed. Right, it was expected from the Lazy Blonde.... Witness as he make a name for himself but not as Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze but as Sotaru the Nameless Orphan. A new teen that emerge from the shadows of his past. But what if his past keep hunting him? ......... It has been rewritten. New book named 'Glaciers'