A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners. Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_ Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤

Being a Witch or Wizard in the modern world can be quite challenging. So I have taken it upon myself to write a book to help all my fellow sorcerers. Enjoy :)

Feeling sad? This book is a way to immediately uplift your mood. My goal is to turn your frown upside down. :) Beautiful cover by : @-krystallite

Dear preciousss, We've located ring. Filthy Hobbites have it. Must send Smeagol afters it. Doesn't wants to gets our hands dirty or caught doings it. -Gollum. The journal/ Diary of Gollum (and Smeagol) . All the way from the start of The Hobbit. To lotr. 😁

When everything you have ever known about yourself becomes a lie...what then?✨💫

"Vjeruješ li u zmajeve?" , upitao me knjižničar. Izvinula sam obrvama i pogledala ga ravno u tamne oči koje su me toplo promatrale. Nekoliko trenutaka vodili smo bitku pogledima, a zatim sam tiho izustila: "Ne." Nisam imala pojma koliko sam se prevarila.