Books of Comebacks and Jokes
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Comebacks Are My Second Language by Clareeey37
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100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)
The Best Of Comebacks by NerdySoliloquist
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❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.
Sarcastic Comebacks by rooftopkatya
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Because these are totally going to help you win at life. I mean it's not like I have gotten rejected 20 thousand times.... That's only because one does not simply understand "fangirling" Geez!
Comebacks by StelAndSel
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COMEBACKS! Whenever someone is treating you bad, it's time to take out this book and use some comebacks! Bring some sense into that person! Comebacks are hilarious and definitely bring that person back to earth! Highest Ranking: #117 in Humor// #19 in Random DISCLAIMER: We do not own these comebacks unless written! They all belong to the rightful owners. NOTE: These are not to be used offensively and are only for laughing matters! :) stel & sel
Smart Ass Comebacks (Funny Comebacks & Insults) by FatimaTimaWongTong
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Lots of swearing, so read at your own risk. Majority of these comebacks are pretty rude, but are not meant to offend anyone, so don't read this book if you don't like that. This is just for jokes. And pls don't leave any rude comments, they will just be deleted.
World's Best Comebacks by lizzzz92
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⚠️WARNING: NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO GET EASILY OFFENDED⚠️Ever stuck in a situation that needs a good comeback? Is someone being a jerk and you want something to say back? World's Best Comebacks will be by your side to give you ideas for funny and amusing burns for those around you. Need a good laugh after a quiz? Stuck at a sleepover that's got no more fun left to it? World's Best Comebacks will make that boring situation turn into the best time ever! GETTTT WREECCKKEEDDD!!!! Read wisely! =================================== IF YOU PLAN TO USE ANY OF THESE COMEBACKS PLEASE DEDICATE IT TO ME IN YOUR BOOK. DON'T COPY THE COVER EITHER. THANK YOU. ==================================== Inspired by you! Send me your ideas in the conversation section of my home page! ==================================== Send a comment saying #Watty's if you plan on voting this for this years Watty's!!Thanks again guys and girls and keep on reading!!
Comebacks That Will Make You Laugh by megan_55
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Funny Insults and Comebacks that will make your day "Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah me neither"
Comebacks! (Funny Comebacks and Insults) by Hanabanana03
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Has anyone ever said something extremely stupid you needed a comeback to make things better! Here's the place you can find all comebacks! Use them on: -An Idiot -Ex boyfriend -Best friends -Ex Girlfriend -Mr.Steal yo Girl (or man, cause equality bro) -MRS.Steal yo MAN (or girl, again, equality bro) - Some guy who stole your fries at McDonalds, but lets be real do you need them calories? -Me because i just told you that you don't need And anyone else you hate! WARNING: THIS BOOK HAS SOME INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT, CUSS WORDS AND RUDE/ OFFENSIVE CONTENT! ITS REALLY FUNNY THOUGH!
Jokes, Comebacks, Roasts, and Insults by Zkisa14
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I will be doing some jokes that may be insulting. Comebacks that are awesome. And roasts that will leave u speechless SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR GRAMMATICAL ERRORS. Feel free to leave some of ur own jokes/comebacks/roasts/insults in the comments. INSPIRED BY @lucybruhh
Pick Up Line Comebacks by Cekcdldovg
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Is a guy annoying you that uses cheesy pick up lines and you don't know how to get rid of him? Well now you do----- READ THIS