THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!! THESE ARE JOKES!!!! BUT MAINLY MY FEELINGS!!!! I'VE WRITTEN THESE FROM THE HEART!!!!

Jon Ossoff

So far this is just the new prologue and epilogue but that's fine because that's the bulk of the additions. Literally it's just The Great Gatsby but Nick Carraway makes taxidermy from animals. Literally nothing about the main plot changes besides this little fun fact about the most reliable narrator ever